dumbstruck: Archive

Jan 1st

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lapifors: beatrixshrugged: yerawizardharry: (via shbup) O_O. Snape, teach me your ways~*~* BRB, dying of laughter.

Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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Sick on New Year's Eve.

Brilliant timing on my part.

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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How To Make A School Bus Cake

Bake a cake. Carve the cake. Eat the scraps. According to Geoff, it is really just that easy.

Dec 30th

Cupcake Wars looks like a Food Network version of...

All the bitchiness and cattiness plus cupcakes. I am down.

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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My brother is trying to teach me how to play Call...

My record is 14 kills. And 70 deaths. But whatever!

Dec 29th

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“I’ve been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit...”

– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via heyireadbooks) (via libraryland) (via vicarsanstutu) (via petepilgrimvstheworld)

Dec 29th

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“I’ve been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit...”

– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via heyireadbooks) (via libraryland) (via vicarsanstutu) (via petepilgrimvstheworld)

Dec 29th

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Sarah: Okay, now shoot the lock.

Chuck: O-okay. Sarah, I have never shot a gun before and I did this on purpose so I would not shoot myself or others.

Sarah: Shoot the lock, or I will shoot you when I get out of here.

Dec 29th

Sarah: The receiver may contain information...

Chuck: Say it. Say what you're not saying.
Sarah: If we don't locate the receiver in the next 24 hours...
Casey: You'll be stored in an underground bunker for so long you won't remember what fresh air smells like. 
Sarah & Chuck: ...
Casey: See? That was very gentle.

Dec 29th

54,673 notes

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We ordered pizza and I gave them the wrong house...

Whoops. They delivered pizza to my neighbours.

Dec 29th

Dec 28th

So last night...

I remember it quite clearly… there were things that happened that I will probably never forget. One being getting one guy to change into his girlfriend’s black, short, sparkly and sexy dress. With some intense shoulder pads. Which led to my idea of making him dance to Single Ladies. So the host cheated at King’s Cup when the guy wasn’t looking and made it happen. Last...

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

Dec 27th

506 notes

If there is a Zombie Apocalypse, I'll just...

fujiidom: recycleanimals / theartofwishing:

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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NTS: You need vodka and orange juice tomorrow.

Convince them. Need.

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Random Lady: I hate people who come to Boxing Day...

Sorry. Let me strut my stuff whilst I lug my gazillion bags of stuff next time.

Dec 27th

140 notes

Boxing Day!

The day where we use all our pent up anger from Christmas to beat the shit out of other people in public places! Meet Barry. He’s new.

Dec 27th

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Casey: Aren't you forgetting something, Romeo?

Chuck: Oh, a rose, let me guess, this is equipped with some sort of microscopic infrared tracking device that determines her mother's communist affiliation?

Casey: No, you idiot. To help you get laid.

Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

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I am watching A Powerpuff Christmas.

I hope everyone else is enjoying their Christmas more than me!

Dec 24th

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I'm tired so good night!

Dec 24th

periwinkle-blue replied to your post: I got my Physics mark back… it looks unseemly. it’s okay, so do some people at my school but no one seems to truly mind. I’m going to leave this here because I laughed.

Dec 24th

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